Poomps

Poomps is a monster.

Looks
Poomps is blue and purple. He has one white eye with a black pupil. Poomps has two white horns. He also has pink spikes on his back. Poomps has six purple legs. He is able to forcefully ejaculate from his horns, whilst screaming out "POOMPS, POOMPS!!" repeatedly. This is the only word he knows, or is able to speak.