Glog

Glog is a monster. He goes to the Monster Academy.

Glog is purple, and shaped like a toilet paper roll. He is able to pull his bottom lip up over his head, and then swallow, causing him to eat himself completely.

Glog is the only monster in the series able to swim up stairs to the second floor of a building. He also has studied thermodynamics, is fluid in gyroscopic motion engineering and is the second cousin of Downs-Syndrome afflicted Australian Prime Minister Tone Abet.

He has a daughter who relocated to Wisconsin at the age of 44. She died after accidentally locking herself in a public restroom stall, and forgot how the cubicle door unlocked. She panicked and attempted to swim to freedom via the toilet bowl hole, but her head became stuck and she drowned. Her final act was to violently fart out all of her bowel contents and internal organs within 1.5 seconds.

The loss of his daughter caused Glog to seek out his childhood friend, Sir Richard Branson, who built a supersonic orbital spaceflight vehicle for Glog, after losing a game of strip poker. The vehicle was accelerated to 1.4 times the speed of light, travelling in reverse rotation around the Earth. It was intended that this would cause Glog to go back in time and save his daughter. However, the spaceflight vehicle ran out of fuel during its 45th reverse run around the Earth. Glog crashed in Papua New Guinea, and was forced to spend 40 years adopting to the native culture, and surviving entirely on mashed avocado and his own feces. This resulted in severely violent and loud explosive diarrea over the entire 40 year period. Eventually during one of these violent episodes, Glog's intestines were forcefully expelled through his anus, and ironically he died due to farting all of his internal organs out violently within 5 seconds. Glog was 32 years of age.