Horrifica

Horrifica is a monster. She has an unusually large rear, and uses it to bounce around from place to place. She has no wisdom teeth, and prefers to eat used toilet paper and apricots. Her large rear doubles as an emergency airbag, and she is capable of riding out torrential flood waters by suckering her anus to large rocks, and clinging on despite the rough waters.

Horrifica is proficient at hang gliding, and has worked in the local school cafeteria, as a meat grinder. She is extremely lactose intolerant, as seen in one episode, and milk has been known to cause explosive diarrea and wind. Horrifica used to reside in an apartment in Venice, CA before relocating to the city dump. She drives a 1970 Chevelle, with 454 V8 and twin Holley vacuum secondary, electric choke 570cfm carburetors, high stall converter and 4.3:1 diff gears. The car features a custom bench seat which doubles as a toilet, due to her ongoing liquid incontinence.

Horrifica is attracted to neon lights, and enjoys purchasing 'Wu-Tang' track suits and sports apparel and smoking cigarettes. She is dependant on the government welfare system for unemployment pension payments. Her favorite catchphrase is the often-heard "Oi, gimme yer wallet, ya f$%^&ing c$%^&nt, or I'll snap a pair of scissors off in ya!!"